I
have had this life-long dream of getting married. Not just to any man, but the
perfect man. He has to have a good paying job (so I would not have to work
anymore), be an excellent cook (since I am terrible at it). He has to teach me
how to sort laundry (because I throw everything into one washer and pray that
they turn out okay). I need him to scratch my back at night so that I don’t
have to jump out of bed and look for the back scratcher (my back always itches
in a spot where I can’t reach it) He needs to be my electric blanket to keep me
warm on those cold winter nights. This will save us money on the heating bill.
I expect him to buy me a house where everything is on one floor, with a one car
garage since I don’t drive. I will need three bedrooms; one for us, one for the
grand kids, and the last one for his mother (I think her room needs to be at the
end of the hall); two bathrooms since I have a habit of staying in there for
hours at a time. A maid would be nice; to fix my meals while he’s at work, but
no dishwasher (I love having my hands in water).
These
are just a few things I expect from my husband, but I know this will all happen
in due time.
-Joanne
Taylor
