This is an order to inform you that you are hereby evicted from this property.
Due to the fact that the rules of occupation have been betrayed and abused in this dwelling, my head, a sacred place, a place to be regarded.
I do not regret to inform you that you must vacate the premises as soon as possible.
Your occupation of this space is bringing the owner immense amounts of pain and anguish to the point where she doesn't recognize herself.
Your lack of care and sensitivity has caused much traumatic damage and sorrow; she has been prone to many physical ailments.
In order to avoid any further structural damage you must clear the property and not return.
Take your lies, your selfishness, your broken promises and your lack of follow through with you when you leave.
A clear space, unhindered, is needed in order to heal and make room for more suitable occupantion in the future.
Okay.
Take care.
